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I am a Champion too


Here's a motivational post from Allie Brosch. It helped me feel less bad about myself.

I just realised that I am always underestimating myself. I am not bragging but also I win daily, I am actually thriving at winning.

Even I win so many times that winning has become so normal to me.
But what happens is when you win that many times and winning becomes very natural, your brain starts to completely ignore it. And then even after winning so many things you start to be depressed of doing nothing with your life and start thinking yourself a huge looser.

So I started counting on it again and I'm writing this to remind myself how much I win every day and to show Allie who is the Champion.


So, I win every day. I win at everything you possibly can imagine.

I win if I wake up before 10 and get to eat my breakfast (I stay as a paying guest, here we do not get breakfast after that).

When I wake up in the morning and find no strain on any part of my body - I win.

I win for the day if I take bath, double win if I take my bath before having my lunch. Today I won because I remembered that I had a bath yesterday so I do not need to take a bath today.

If I have to scratch my butt or something, and I can find a finger tip not aching of over biting nails - I win. Oh, I even win if I don't bite fingernails for an hour, I win when I am able to control me from biting fingernails when I remember of biting them *bites finger nail as remembers of it now*.

I win if I guess the correct time (only the hour is enough), I win again if I see it is 9:11 on the clock (it happens to me so many times. Or, is it because I only notice it when it is 9:11? Anyway I win).

I win if I can use my phone in the morning without having to charge it first.


You see I win at everything, freaking every day!

I win if I am able move my lazy ass up and go for a job interview, I win a double if I take the bus instead of a taxi and save money.

I win if I sneeze 3 or more times in a row, though I don't brag about it but my highest is 6sneeze in a row (I do not brag because one of my friends has a record of 27 times in a row). I win if I have a super strong sneeze, I even win if I shoot

my saliva/mucus far enough while sneezing.

I win when I successfully do my laundry.

If I do not fall asleep while sitting in front of my Laptop - I win.

If I am able to eat a banana (I absolutely hate eating bananas) - I win. I win If I can hold temptation of eating sweet when I'm not supposed (That reminded me the 'chikkies' I have kept for eating while I m hungry, but I had to have three even after my stomach is full, I though lose though because I was not participating in any contest this time).

I win if I pick a phone call from a unknown number and do not talk awkwardly, I win if I write a complete sentence without a single spelling mistake. I win if I sketch two perfect lines a without havng to use an eraser. I win if I start drawing at the first place. I win if I'm able watch a movie for the first time (my brain is so lazy it can't take a surprize most of the times and that makes me watch the same movie over and over and over again).


I win if I am able to bring a stone kicking all the way to the gate of my home.

I win if I'am able to check my mails atleast once a day. I get a wild card if I reply to a mail to a job recruiter or just apply for a job anywhere.



Now I win of writing and publishing this post.

And I will win again if I find a comment on it someday.

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